Creating Wisteria
Hello reader!
‘Tis I, your friendly neighborhood ASM and current blogger, AnneMarie.
Training Wisteria proves to be quite a show, but rest assured that this production will be beautifully maintained and procured, as its title suggests. Or will it…?
From day one Wisteria presented certain obstacles. Obstacle number one: Wisteria. I was set the daunting task of creating a Wisteria bush. “Just something for press photos.” said one Joseph DeMita, clearly confident in my horticultural sculpting abilities.
Reader, have you ever seen wisteria? No? Yes? Let me give you a visual:
Oh sure... it's pretty.
But this stuff can get pretty huge. And if you don’t train it correctly, look out.
Because it can devour an entire castle in one sitting.
Scary plant, that Wisteria. Anyhoo, I went about constructing my own Wisteria plant out of some fallen tree branches, wire, some floral pieces, and a wine sculpture. You know, the usual found objects.
The fruit, (or monstrous vine, rather,) of my labors can soon be seen in upcoming press photos for Training Wisteria. Oh, and the cast will be in the photos too; but let’s face it, this plant is kind of a big deal. 
I’ll keep you all up-to-date… Who knows, maybe next week I’ll construct chrysanthemums! (<–I didn’t even spell check that, kids, that’s how confident I’ve become in my recent forays into the plant world.)
Get your tickets soon! Training Wisteria is playing for one weekend only!
